If dead celebrities could tweet, what would they say?? In order to find out, I channeled my psychic abilities and conversed with some of our fore-celebs to find out.
Here’s what I uncovered:
William Shakespeare: My tights rideth verily, causing me great sorrow. Alas and anon, I shall tweeteth again on the morrow!
Marilyn Monroe: Happy birthday, Mr. President!!! [I <3 :-O]
Elvis Presley: Am all shook up. Uh-uh huh. No, uh, banana for my, uh, pnut butter sandwich, uh.
Christopher Columbus: Word. Jez discvrd America! Pants on the Grnd!
Henry VIII: Ha. Knocked the head off another one of the wifeys! Ha! Am a very bad boy! Ha! Bring me a pheasant! ha!
Abraham Lincoln: @ the theater 2nite. Show’s bang’n!!!
Descartes: I tweet, therefore I am.
Adolf Hitler: Rflmao!! Goering, du fat sausage of a man, du. Oh mein kramp!
Jack the Ripper: Ha ha. A bit o’London street cleaning again tonight, Gov’na. Ha ha. Need a fork with the knife. Ha ha.
*John F. Kennedy: Anyone got any Tylenol?
Hermann Goering: Adolf is zuch zie absolute kard! Lol.
Joan Rivers: I am not dead. (Sorry, couldn’t tell. Love, Pokey)
*Marie Antoinette: My head is rofl!
*Anne Frank: Oh sum1s @ the door!
Ghandi: Am hella HUNGry today!!
Pokey
*Submitted by Saskwatch.
Saskwatch:> Gess Anne F wil lrn not 2 LOL!
ReplyDeleteTom Cruise:> I am not dead (Sorry, wishful thinking...Saskwatch)
ReplyDeleteJohn Stuart Mill:> Free Willy!! :^)
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