After pouring through hundreds of celebrity mug shots (or maybe like 50)between bottles of wine at 8 am this morning, I decided to compile a list of the best and the brightest Hollywoodland has to offer for your viewing pleasure!
So, without further adieu, it is my pleasure to introduce Pokey's Celebrity Mug Shot Superlatives 2010!!
1.) Most Likely to Be Mistaken for a Child Molester (TIE: Andy Dick and Paul Reubens)
2.) Most Likely to Enjoy Prison Showers (Mac Culkin)
3.) Best Hair (TIE: Nick Nolte and Rip Torn)
4.) Most Likely to Convert Fellow Inmates to Christianity by Being Mistaken for Jesus (Kid Rock)
5.) Most Likely to Ask Cellmate for Help Changing Her Diaper (Lisa Marie Nowak)
6.) Most Likely to Be Shanked for Verbally Offending Every Minority Group in the Slammer
(Mel Gibson)
7.) Most Likely to Fail a Drug Test While in Prison (Lindsay Lohan)
8.) Most Creatively Decorated Cell (Martha Stewart)
9.) Most Likely to Change Name to Holly Go-Lucky and Become the Wife of a Lifer Named T-Rex (Shia LeBeouf)
10.) Most Likely to Win Prison Transvestite Beauty Pageant (Haley Joel Osment)
11.) Most Likely to Start an Illegal Rat Fighting Ring in Prison (Michael Vick)
12.) Most Likely to Establish Superiority by Finding the Biggest, Baddest Mo’ Fo’ in the Joint and Cutting Him or Her (Michelle Rodriquez)
13.) Most Needy Cellmate (Paris Hilton)
14.) Most Likely to Not Understand that She is Being Locked Up and Not at a Photo Shoot (Paris Hilton)
15.) Best Looking (Don Vito)
16.) Most Popular at Prison Socials(Snooki)
17.) Most Likely to Fall Into Obscurity Upon Release (Mischa Barton)
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